"I'm just a sweet Aikidoka, from Aikikai Aikido"....
Sung to the tune of 'Sweet Transvestite'
Frank: (aka Kjartan) |
How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were from Shotokan. Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a thrower. I'm just a sweet Aikidoka, from Aikikai Aikido Let me throw you around Maybe pin you to the ground. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old O Sensei Movie |
Brad: (beginner) |
I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. |
Janet: (beginner 2) |
Right. |
Brad: | We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry. |
Frank: | Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem all right. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet Aikidoka, from Aikikai Aikido Why don't you stay for the night? |
Riff Raff: (Craig) |
Night. |
Frank: | Do you want to 'fight'? |
Columbia: (Katherine) | Fight! |
Frank: | I could show you my favorite obsession I've been making a FAQ By HTML and a CGI hack. And it's good for relieving my ... tension. I'm just a sweet Aikidoka, from Aikikai Aikido HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet Aikidoka... |
Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: | ...sweet Aikidoka... |
Frank: | ...from Aikikai... |
Frank,
Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: | ...Aikido |
Frank: | So - Come onto the mat, And see who's pinned down on that I see you squirming with antici... ...pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause, But not the symptom. |