Grandma got atemi-ed by a reindeer

by A J Garcia

sung to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

Grandma got atemi-ed by a reindeer
walking home from our class Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Budo,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe...

She over-did the Shihonage,
and she admitted she felt sore,
but she said she'd walk off all the stiffness
as, with a wave, she hustled out the dojo door...

Now Santa's not too happy,
his sleigh is stranded on the hoof.
When Rudolf did atemi,
Grandma's tenkan made him breakfall on the roof...

Grandma got atemi-ed by a reindeer
walking home from our class Christmas Eve.
You can say Aikido's not effective,
but take a look at Rudolf and believe...