The Dojo ('Wood&Steel 2' version)

Sung to the tune of "Love Shack", by the B52s

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Dojo!
Dojo, yeah
I'm headin' down the Indiana highway, lookin' for the budo getaway
Heading for the budo getaway, budo getaway.
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down to the Dojo
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your weapons with'ya.

The Dojo is a little old place where we can get together
The Dojo baby, The Dojo bay-bee.
Dojo baby, that's here it's at,
Ooo Dojo baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause budo rules at The Dojo!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Budo on the mat there
Budo on the highway
Budo on the front porch
Budo in the hallway

The Dojo is a little old place where we can get together
The Dojo baby!
The Dojo, that's where it's at!
Attackin' and a throwin', movin' and a choppin', rasslin' everybody
Cause it's Wood and Steel 2 now.
The whole dojo shimmies!
The whole dojo shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's cryin', everybody's flyin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get thrown
Everybody's cryin', everybody's flyin' baby
Funky little Dojo! Funky little dojo!

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your weapons with'ya.

Whack whack whack on Chuck's head baby!
Knock a little harder baby!
Whack whack whack on Scott's head baby!
He's still standing
He's what?...
Whack him, again!
The Dojo, baby The Dojo!
Dojo baby, that's where it's at
Attackin' and a throwin', movin' and a rasslin' at the Dojo