Men in Skirts

Sung to the tune of 'Men in Tights'

We're men... we're Men in Skirts
We roam around the dojos looking for hurts
We're men... we're Men in Skirts
We throw all around and pin to the ground - that's right!
We may look like sissies,
But watch what you say, or else, we'll put out your lights!
We're men... we're Men in Skirts,
Always on mat and giving the people flights!

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We're men (manly men!) we're Men in Skirts... (Yeah!)
We roam around the dojos looking for hurts
We're men... we're Men in Skirts
We throw all around and pin to the ground - that's right!
We may look like pansies,
But don't get us wrong, or else, we'll put out your lights!
We're men... we're Men in Skirts, (wide skirts),
Always on mat and giving the people flights!
When you want to fly, just go for the Men in Skirts! (We're butch!)