Maria

Written by Scott Crawford

sung to the tune of 'Maria', by Sondheim

Maria
I once knew a white belt, Maria
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me

Maria
I just threw a girl named Maria
And suddenly I saw
How wonderful a fall
Can be

Maria
Throw her hard by just using an ikkyo
She'll tenkan and apply on a nikkyo

Maria
I'll never stop tapping
Maria

Maria, Maria...

Maria
Now a black belt like some other lasses
Be nice to her or she'll whip all our a**es

Maria
I'll never stop tapping
Maria

The most beautiful uke I ever threw
Maria