Maria
Written by Scott Crawford
sung to the tune of 'Maria', by Sondheim
Maria
I once knew a white belt, Maria
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me
Maria
I just threw a girl named Maria
And suddenly I saw
How wonderful a fall
Can be
Maria
Throw her hard by just using an ikkyo
She'll tenkan and apply on a nikkyo
Maria
I'll never stop tapping
Maria
Maria, Maria...
Maria
Now a black belt like some other lasses
Be nice to her or she'll whip all our a**es
Maria
I'll never stop tapping
Maria
The most beautiful uke I ever threw
Maria