by Jim Croce
sung too the tune of "Rapid Roy"
Oh Rapid Roy, iriminage boy
He's too much to believe
You know he's always got a little tub of arnica
Rolled up in his dogi sleeve
He's got a tattoo on his arm: "Hibi Shoshon"
He's got another one that just says "hey"
And every other mornin' he's a dojo demon
Iriminage like a Chevrolet.