Aikido

Sung to the tune of "Bicycle race" by Queen

Aikido, Aikido, Aikido
I want to practice Aikido Aikido Aikido
I want to practice Aikido
I want to practice now
I want to practice Aikido
I want to practice what I like.

You say uke. I say nage,
You say tsuki. I say ikkyo.
You say kick I say hey man
Karate never was my scene
And I don't like TKD
You say rolls, I say falls
You say Sensei give me a choice
You say Ki I say Do
I don't believe in Aikikai
Shin Shin Toitsu, Yoshinkai
All I want to do is

Aikido Aikido Aikido
I want to practice Aikido Aikido Aikido
I want to practice Aikido
I want to practice now
I want to practice Aikido
I want to practice...
Aikido dojos are coming your way
So forget all your duties, Oh yeah!
The Budo Babes
They're practicin' today
So look out for those beuties, oh yeah
All line up, gokyo, now
Aikido, yes, Aikido, yes, Aikido, yes.
Aikido Aikido Aikido
I want to practice Aikido
Aikido Aikido Aikido Aikido
Aikido, yes

You say Ai! I say Ki.
You say Jun I say Akiyama
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be moderator of Aikido-L
You say smile I say cheese
Mune-tsuki I say please
Gun defence I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Janet here or Wendy there
Cos all I wanna do is

Aikido, Aikido, Aikido
I want to practice Aikido Aikido Aikido
I want to practice Aikido
I want to practice now
I want to practice Aikido
I want to practice what I like.