I got dem A.M. Aiki Blues after drinking dat P.M. Booze

by Dennis Hooker

I got dem A.M. Aiki Blues, I got dem A.M. Aiki Blues
I got dem A.M. Aiki Blues, after drinking dat P.M. Booze

I looks at the clock it say 11 P.M.
Then someone say time for class to begin
I just can t believe dat dis is true
Who turned on the sun Sensei was dat you

I got dem A.M. Aiki Blues, I got dem A.M. Aiki Blues

Black coffee and bourbon greet the morning sun
Mamma Mamma Mamma what has your boy done
Ya didn t raise no fools but I ax like one
Mamma Mamma Mamma what has your boy done

Got dem A.M. Aiki Blues, got dem A.M. Aiki Blues

Sausage and gravy on a greasy plate
Sour dough biscuits and the grits I hate
All during kako I ll know what I ate
Gotta get to class cause I can t be late

Got dem A.M. Aiki Blues, got dem A.M. Aiki Blues

I gotta kiss my dog and kick my wife
Get my four foot long Japanese knife
Grab my gi from off the line
Get to to the dojo in plenty of time

Got dem A.M. Aiki Blues , got dem A.M. Aiki Blues

My mean old woman say get out of here
Serves you right for drinking all dat beer
When class is did I m gone back to bed
Get some needy sleep for by buzzy head

I got dem A.M. Aiki blues, after drinking dat P.M. booze
I gots da A.M. Aiki blues, after drinking dat P.M booze

I gotta face da man with the bokken in his hand
Do dat Aiki gig like I know I can
Can t step and fetch like I wish I could
Dat dame bokken made or real hard wood

Gots dem A.M. Aiki blues, after drinking dat P.M. Booze
I gots dem A.M. Aiki blues, after drinking dat P.M. Booze

Sensei said don t drink dat Who- Head -John
Cause in da moring we gona get it on
Now is now - dead is dead
Should have listen to da words he said

I got da A.M. Aiki blues, got dem A.M. Aiki Blues
After drinking dat P.M. booze
Got da A.M. Aiki Blues

They made me take a torpedo and a glass of gin
If you let me live lord I won t do dis again
My dog is ugly and my wife is mean
But dez dame blues is da worst I seen

I got dem A.M. Aiki Blues, got dem A.M. Aiki blues
>From my head down to my shoes
I gots them A.M. Aiki Blues

Doc Jones said boy who s your next of kin
Dez Aiki Blues gona do ya in
If I told ya once I told ya twice
When ya drink Tennessee whisky boy use some ice

Ya got dem A.M. Aiki Blues, after drinken dat P.M. Booze

Japanese Sake, Puerto Rican Dark Rum
Tennessee whisky right out of the drum
All I wanted was an ice cold Coors
After I drank mine then I drank yours

Ya got dem A.M. Aiki Blues, after drinken dat P.M. Booze

Where s my car can t find my keys
Who s house is this who s kids are these
How did I sleep in the shower stall
Dame I don t remember anything at all

Got dem A.M. Aiki Blues Got dem A.M. Aiki Blues

I kissed his dog and kicked his wife
Now I gotta fight for my life
But what the hell he don t care
He got his own blues to bare

He s got them A.M. Aiki Blues, after drinken that P.M.booze

Yaaaaa we got dem A.M. Aiki Blues
After drinking dat P.M. Boouuuuuuuuzzzzzeeeee ZA!