Passionate Kisses


(sung to the tune of "Passionate Kisses" by Mary Chapin Carpenter)

Is it too much to ask
I want to do a breakfall that won't hurt my back
Senseis who aren't too tough
and soft mats and all that stuff

Shouldn't I have this, shouldn't I have this
But all I get are
kote-gaeshis, kote-gaeshis, kote-gaeshis
From you

Is it too much to demand
To know how to roll, and just where to land
Time to learn technique
and nage's gis that just don't stink


Do I want too much
If I like sankyo than am I nuts
Shiho nage for fights
Move foot left, no I mean right