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• The Aikido Songbook
  • 50 ways to throw your Uke (50 ways to leave your lover)
  • Rawhide (Rawhide)
  • Keiko (The banana boat song)
  • The Power of Aikido (The power of love)
  • Ikkyo (Let it be)
  • There's no Budo (There's no business)
  • Killing me softly with nikkyo (Killing me softly with music)
  • Oh sensei (Oh Carol)
  • Another one bites the dust (Another one bites the dust)
  • Passionate Kisses (Passionate kisses)
  • Cheek to Cheek (Cheek to cheek)
  • Nikkyo for nothing (Money for nothing)
  • I got dem A.M. Aiki Blues after drinking dat P.M. Booze
  • Lay Your Head On My Shoulder (Lay your hand on my shoulder)
  • Aikido (Bicycle race)
• Songbook (part 2)
  • Maria (Maria)
  • Men in Skirts (Men in tights)
  • Hanbo no. 5 (Mambo no. 5)
  • Tenkan (Time warp)
  • Sweet Aikidoka (Sweet transvestite)
  • The Only Shodan (Under the bridge)
  • Does your belt hang low (Do your ears hang low)
  • Bad, Bad Aiki Brown (Bad, bad, Leroy Brown)
  • McAllisters (Margaritaville)
  • I love Aikido (I love rock and roll)
  • It's time for keiko (Deck the halls)
  • Breakfallin' is hard to do (Breaking up is hard to do)
  • The Aikidoka's Throwing Song (The Philosophers Drinking Song)
  • Ai-Ki-Do-L (YMCA)
  • Beautiful Uke (Beautiful loser)
  • Cover of AJ (Cover of Rollin' Stone)
  • In the dojo (In the Navy)
  • Iriminage boy (Rapid boy)
• Songbook (part 3)
  • I put a pin on you (I put a spell on you)
  • Wham! I feel like an uke (Man, I feel like a woman)
  • Just an Aikidoka (Just a gigolo)
  • Just like Hombu (Just like Heaven)
  • Let's call the whole thing off-balance (Let's call the whole thing off)
  • Grandma got atemi-ed by a reindeer (Grandma got run over by a reindeer)
  • Mr. Shodan Aikido (Mr. Touchdown USA)
  • Here boy, drink this
  • The Dojo (Love shack)
  • Aikidoka (Lumberjack)
  • Cover of AJ (Cover of Rollin' Stone)
  • In the dojo (In the Navy)
  • Iriminage boy (Rapid boy)

There's no Budo

by Janet Rosen

sung to the tune of "There's no business", by Ethel Merman

There's no budo
Like Aikido
Like no budo I know
Everything about it is atemi
Everything OSensei would allow
Nowhere can you get that happy feeling
When you are kneeling
In seiza for hours.

There's no uke
Like my uke
He breakfalls when I throw
Yesterday they told you you would not roll far
Tonight you randori'd and there you are
Tomorrow in your dressing room there's a hakama
Let's all practice nikkyo
Let's all do Aikido.