Ai-Ki-Do-L

by Kjartan Clausen

Sung to the tune of "YMCA" by Village People

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you just have been thrown
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can be
I said, young man, when you're short on your Ki
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
You can get yourself pinned
You can have yourself thrown
It will be repeatedly shown.

Young man, Are you listeneing to me
I said, young man, what do you want to be
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
but you've got to know this one thing.
No man, does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the Ai-Ki-Do-L
I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.

Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was newbie and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive
That's when someone came up to me
and said young man take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the Ai-Ki-Do-L
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.

Ai-Ki-Do-L
It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L
It's fun to stay on the Ai-Ki-Do-L

Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground

Ai-Ki-Do-L
just go to the Ai-Ki-Do-L

Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues

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