Aikido - The Way of Asexual Harmony

Are you fighting feelings of blood-lust, rage, or just plain horniness?

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- cold
- pain
- heat
- pain
- euphoria
- pain
- sexual stimulation
- did we say pain, yet?
- hunger
- and, drowsiness

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1-800-TRU-AIKI