Aiki-bonics by Michael Hacker Kotegaeshi = wrist break Shiho nage = your mother throw Ikkyo/oshitaoshi = elbow break Nikyo/kote mawashi = indian rug burn Sankyo = wrist twist thingy that makes opponent stand on toes Yonkyo/tekubi osae = OUCH! QUIT IT! Gokyo = same damn thing as ikkyo, but different Rokkyo = irrelevant, technique does not exist Kubishime = choke the bastard Irimi nage = clothesline throw Tekubi dori/katate dori/morote dori = "grab my wrist" Shomen uchi = Judo Chop Yokomen uchi = haymaker Tsuki = punch (a novel idea) Maegeri = irrelevant, no kicks in Aikido Mae geri = nut kick Mawashi geri = spinning diarrhea Munadori = titty twister Kokyu nage = bad breath Shomen ate = bitch slap Musubi = stuck like pig snot to a fence post Ken = weed whacker Jo = switch Hara = gut Jodan = up there Chudan = yea high Gedan = down there Kaeshi waza = woops, that din' work Jiyu waza = yeah, I meant to do that Ki = B.O. [see misogi] Kiai = holler Kuzushi = cow tippin' Misogi = saturday bath Mokuso = sit down and shut up Mushin = cousin Bubba Joe-Bob Sutemi = gettin' rid o' the evidence Nage = bully Uke = chump