Aiki-bonics
by Michael Hacker
Kotegaeshi = wrist break
Shiho nage = your mother throw
Ikkyo/oshitaoshi = elbow break
Nikyo/kote mawashi = indian rug burn
Sankyo = wrist twist thingy that makes opponent stand on toes
Yonkyo/tekubi osae = OUCH! QUIT IT!
Gokyo = same damn thing as ikkyo, but different
Rokkyo = irrelevant, technique does not exist
Kubishime = choke the bastard
Irimi nage = clothesline throw
Tekubi dori/katate dori/morote dori = "grab my wrist"
Shomen uchi = Judo Chop
Yokomen uchi = haymaker
Tsuki = punch (a novel idea)
Maegeri = irrelevant, no kicks in Aikido
Mae geri = nut kick
Mawashi geri = spinning diarrhea
Munadori = titty twister
Kokyu nage = bad breath
Shomen ate = bitch slap
Musubi = stuck like pig snot to a fence post
Ken = weed whacker
Jo = switch
Hara = gut
Jodan = up there
Chudan = yea high
Gedan = down there
Kaeshi waza = woops, that din' work
Jiyu waza = yeah, I meant to do that
Ki = B.O. [see misogi]
Kiai = holler
Kuzushi = cow tippin'
Misogi = saturday bath
Mokuso = sit down and shut up
Mushin = cousin Bubba Joe-Bob
Sutemi = gettin' rid o' the evidence
Nage = bully
Uke = chump