The Amazing Nikyomatic!
The Amazing Nikkyomatic!
by Chuck Gordon
Do you have nikyoitis? Trouble blending when nage starts putting the pressure on? Relief is at hand!
Wanabe Ichinomji Inc. has developed the amazing Nikyomatic! With its solid, half-pipe PVC construction with solid surgical steel rivets and the LATEST hook and loop closure, Nikyomatic is the answer to all your wrist flexibility problems.
Just strap this baby on and use the convenient Velcro (tm) straps to bend and lock that wrist into the perfect nikyo position. Use Nikyomatic just twelve minutes a day, and you'll soon be laughing off your sensei's best nikyo!
Order YOUR Nikyomatic NOW and make four easy payments
The first hundred orders will include a convenient and comfortable closed-cell foam lining and faux sheepskin cover to make using your Nikyomatic even more warm and fuzzy!
This is the greatest aid to aikido training since O-Sensei first whacked an Iwama farmer with his jo!
But don't take our word for it, read what our satisfied customers have to say:
"I've used Nikyomatic every day for a year and
my wrists are so flexible! The tendons have stretched so much I can scratch
my left elbow ... with my left hand!"
-- Tako Wasabi, 2nd dan, shihan, Nogo Combat Aikido, Inc.
"Nikyomatic has been an answer to my prayers!
Before I started using Nikyomatic, I tapped out when nage THOUGHT about
applying pressure, but now ... hell, I just LOVE to get cranked on! I
wear mine all night, Mistress, er, Nage just loves 'em!"
-- Leo von Sacher Masoch, 3rd kyu, M. DeSade Aikibudo Juku
"What's a nikyo?"
-- Gary McCleweless, 10th kyu, Isshin Ryu
Wanabe Ichinomji Inc. president: Chuck "I'm
not just the Nikyo Club president, I'm a member!" Gordon
Left Coast licensed distributor: Cady "Toe-to-head" Goldfield
Middle-land licensed distributor: Dennis "Dog-god" Hooker
Right Coast licensed distributor: Ivan "I'm-Crazy-about-Nikyomatic" V.
Nikyomatic is a proud sponsor of the First-Ever Aikido-L Seminar and Beerfest