Top 10 reasons Aikido is better than sex
- You can practice Aikido with a lot of people of both sexes without
getting your SO angry at you.
- You can't catch an STD from practicing Aikido.
- You get to try more positions in a typical session.
- Everyone gets to enjoy multiple climaxes.
- No unwanted pregnancies from practicing Aikido
- Threesomes (and more) are part of the normal curriculum, they often
require special accessories (jo, boken, tanto). And nobody thinks
that you are kinky if you practice them
- Nage and uke can switch places,so there is no need for "how does
it feel on your side" type questions.
- It is easier to "stand tall" when performing before a crowd.
- Male performers can handle several partners in one session.
- Not even your parents think you should eventually select a life-long
- The techniques are taught in public and there is no need to blush
when you buy books on this topic...
- Your partner doesn't get offended if immediately afterwards you
go out for a cold beer.
- When someone swings a weapon at you, you're allowed to defend yourself
'cause you're not ball-gagged and strung up with cutting leather strings.
(Oops! Wrong list again...)