Top 10 Reasons that Aikido is Like a Foot Fetish...

  1. You tend to pay more attention to the people in skirts...
  2. You try to explain it to your friends, but they all think you're weird.... outsiders never see the beauty of it............
  3. You do it barefoot.
  4. There are diseases you can catch that aren't a big risk for most other folks.
  5. The more you get, the more you want.
  6. You start noticing related things in everyday life, and are fascinated with things that "normal" people miss completely.

hmmm..... That list didn't make more than 6 reasons...

Anybody want to complete it?